The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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