he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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