he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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