I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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