it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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