Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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