is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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