this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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