DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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