part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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