Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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