i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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