Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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