i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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