Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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