I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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