But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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