so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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