i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
where does the pee come out of this thing
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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