there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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