Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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