he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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