dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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