This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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