In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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