So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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