just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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