try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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