I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm like, not good at living.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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