Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.