I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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