Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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