does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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