when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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