yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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