i always forget guys have bellybuttons
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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