he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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