Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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