Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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