he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize