We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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