Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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