My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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