Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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