you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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