I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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