i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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