belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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