I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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