youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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