who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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