I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize