Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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