no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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