Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
