If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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