come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
do herpes really smell.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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